It seems the humble site here is only no. 21 in a netwide listing.
So, I'm gonna do what the Army trained me to do. Wire up some TNT on the Net. Let's do a Google Bomb!
Instructions can be found here, but just listen.
Put a link to my page. However, the link text should be simply, "uberchic".
For all you HTML coders, the chunk of text should be:
Of course, I could ask you to put "funky dude" or "the better-looking twin", but I'm trying to be humble. No point being an Internet celeb and joining the ranks of William Hung and (gasp!) Paris Hilton. This is just for the kicks.
So, fellow blogger, get moving with the demolition works!